Ahmediniejad's Dream

Iranian president Mahmud Ahmadinejad calls President Obama and tells
him, "Barack, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole
beautiful country, and on each house I saw banner."

"What did it say on the banners?" Obama asks.

Mahmud replies, "UNITED STATES OF IRAN."

Obama says, "You know, Mahmud, I am really happy you called, because
believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran , and
it was more beautiful than ever, and on each house flew an enormous banner."

"What did it say on the banners?" Mahmud asks.

Obama replies,"I don't know, I can't read Hebrew"

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h/t to eejh