Randy's Corner Deli Library

20 March 2006

Why are we sick of George W. Bush? Pick a reason

Mephitic? I have to disagree there. RS
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Impeachment? Hell no, impalement
Why are we sick of George W. Bush? Pick a reason
 
I don't know about you guys, but I am so sick and tired of these lying,
thieving, holier-than-thou, right-wing, cruel, crude, rude, gauche, coarse,
crass, cocky, corrupt, dishonest, debauched, degenerate, dissolute,
swaggering, lawyer shooting, bullhorn shouting, infrastructure destroying,
hysterical, history defying, finger-pointing, puppy stomping, roommate
appointing, pretzel choking, collateral damaging, aspersion casting, wedding
party bombing, clear cutting, torturing, jobs outsourcing, torture
outsourcing, "so-called" compassionate- conservative, women's rights
eradicating, Medicare cutting, uncouth, spiteful, boorish, vengeful,
noxious, homophobic, xenophobic, xylophonic, racist, sexist, ageist,
fascist, cashist, audaciously stupid, brazenly selfish, lethally ignorant,
journalist purchasing, genocide ignoring, corporation kissing, poverty
inducing, crooked, coercive, autocratic, primitive, uppity, high-handed,
domineering, arrogant, inhuman, inhumane, insolent, know-it-all, snotty,
pompous, contemptuous, supercilious, gutless, spineless, shameless,
avaricious, poisonous, imperious, merciless, graceless, tactless, brutish,
brutal, Karl Roving, backward thinking, persistent vegetative state
grandstanding, nuclear option threatening, evolution denying, irony
deprived, depraved, insincere, conceited, perverted, pre-emptory invading of
a country that had absolutely nothing to do with 911, 35 day vacation
taking, bribe soliciting, incapable, inbred, hellish, proud for no apparent
reason, smarty pants, loudmouth, bullying, swell headed, ethnic cleansing,
ethics eluding, domestic spying, medical marijuana busting, kick backing,
Halliburtoning, New Deal disintegrating, narcissistic, undiplomatic,
blustering, malevolent, demonizing, baby seal clubbing, Duke Cunninghamming,
hectoring, verbally flatulent, pro-bad, anti-good, Moslem baiting, photo-op
arranging, hurricane disregarding, oil company hugging, judge packing,
science disputing, faith based mathematics advocating, armament selling,
nonsense spewing, education ravaging, whiny, unscrupulous, greedy
exponential factor fifteen, fraudulent, CIA outing, redistricting, anybody
who disagrees with them slandering, fact twisting, ally alienating,
betraying, god and flag waving, scare mongering, Cindy Sheehan libeling,
phony question asking, just won't get off the Arctic National Wildlife
Refuge drilling, two-faced, inept, callous, menacing, oppressive, vulgar,
antagonistic, brush clearing, suck-up, showboating, tyrannizing, peace
hating, water and air and ground and media polluting -- which is pretty much
all the polluting you can get -- deadly, illegal, pernicious, lethal,
haughty, venomous, virulent, ineffectual, mephitic, egotistic, bloodthirsty,
incompetent, hypocritical, did I say evil, I'm not sure if I said evil,
because I want to make sure I say evil... EVIL, cretinous, fool, toad,
buttwipe, lizardstick, cowardly, lackey imperialistic tool slime buckets in
the Bush Administration that I could just spit.

Impeachment, hell no. Impalement.

Upon the sharp and righteous sword of the people's justice.

Don’t forget the Will & Willie Show. Monday through Friday. 7- 10am. PST. On
KQKE. 960 AM. The QUAKE. San Francisco. Or listen long distance @
quakeradio.com. To read more Will Durst satire, see the Will Durst archive
 
 

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